Dear Julie Lund,

 

monochromatic

You seem nice, and do a pretty decent job of delivering the local news.  Unfortunately, I can barely concentrate on the news you deliver because the color of your hair nearly perfectly matches the color of your skin.  I’m not sure if it’s the lighting of Fox studios, or some strange illusion coming from the color balance of my television screen.  But even in this press photo, you can see how your hair color/skin color meld dangerously into a single, monochromatic orangish-blonde tone.  I feel this monochromaticism vastly undermines the integrity of your newscast, and could easily be remedied with a good colorist, and less bronzer.  If you would like a salon referral, please let me know.  

Best of luck,

Cindy