Dear Faircrest Management,

I am writing to thank you for not putting any screens in my windows.  Though I wrote you several weeks ago to request said window screens after being accosted by several large wasps, I have since seen the error of my ways.  

Indeed, your delinquency in fulfilling my request has become quite fortuitous.  For weeks now I have had the unparalleled opportunity to witness nature in its most wild, free state, without the unseemly barriers of unsophisticated, nay, uncivilized mesh screens.  You have enabled me to return my apartment to a pre-modern state.  Each morning I awaken to the soft buzzing of god’s soldiers, and every night I sleep under gossamer canopies spun by the silent yearnings of my eight-legged friends.  It is truly paradise on earth.

home sweet home

In the coming months, as the earth makes its weary journey around the celestial orb and day turns to night ever the more swiftly, I look forward with hope in my heart that more of god’s creatures will take their refuge in my humble abode.  May the noble sparrow build its nest in my lowly living room, elevating it to untold heights!  Hibernation is no match for the earthly delights my apartment may hold for the clever squirrel and her eager brood!  

For this exquisite menagerie I thank you heartily, Faircrest Management.  You have saved me from a world of modern horrors and cold machines, and ushered in the dawning of a new age of Enlightenment.  

Your humble servant,

Cindy